God Has Gone Fishing – The Destruction of Paradise

God Has Gone Fishing – The Destruction of Paradise

After a year in the writing, God Has Gone Fishing is finally, out of my control. Yes, I have a new release and it’s a little different from my previous books. Firstly, it’s written in US English, which was a bigger challenge than I imagined and secondly, it is mildly dystopian, which is also a first. Of course, with any new book, I have no idea how it will be received by readers, but that’s the luck of the game in writing and publishing. All I can do is wait and see. So what’s the story about? God Has Gone Fishing. Empires rise, yet only by sowing the seeds for

What Is Register In English?

What Is Register In English?

What Is Register? We can all recognise formal and informal texts, but you may not know that it has a name. It is called ‘Register’. The scales of register are generally classified as Formal, Neutral, Informal and Vulgar. In this sense, vulgar refers to childish or common utterances and not rude jokes. So, what is register and how can it be defined? Here are two example letters. Very easy to tell formal from informal, but what are the language forms that make the difference? I will give you a few clues. Grammar, Vocabulary and Punctuation are the three areas of difference. Use the table on the right to try and find

My All Time Favourite Conspiracy Theories

My All Time Favourite Conspiracy Theories

I just love reading conspiracy theories. There is something so wonderfully real about them that I just have to read on. The research and painstaking attention to detail of these theories is a testimony to the work some people will undertake to reinforce their underlying suspicions, and this is to be admired. In my mind, the best of them leave me with that ‘what if’ feeling lingering in the back of my brain for weeks. Here are some of my favourites courtesy of Wikipedia. I am sure you have some you would add to my list. Celebrities In October 1969, a rumour began circling that Paul McCartney, one of The

Ten Easy Ways To Get Rich

Ten Easy Ways To Get Rich

So, you want to get rich, and fast? Everyone wants to get rich it seems, so I thought I would put in my two pennies worth of wisdom on the subject. As I am opposed to the schemes that are ‘Snake Oiled’ around the place, my ten ways to get rich do not involve pyramid marketing, Ponzi schemes or stuff in capsules or bottles. So here they are. Ten easy ways to get rich. 1. Do not pay your bills. This is the simplest way to get rich. Just do NOT pay anyone. Watch your bank balance grow at a phenomenal rate with this idea. 2. Rob a bank. So