Books written by Derek Haines

All the books by Derek Haines

Derek Haines is an author of quite a few books. However, he spends most of his time blogging, making technology go horribly wrong, and being a rather senior ESL English teacher.

Born in Australia, but now living in Switzerland with his wife and his black Cocker Spaniel, he passes many hours, trying to make technology work again, after inadvertently breaking it. It’s a painful process, yet it’s such an effective self-study method in acquiring new technological skills.

As I’m a writer – I can change adroitly from the third person into the first person, and say that I love what I do and where I live, and also, that I am a Douglas Adams fanatic, bordering on a tragic. So much so, that by some spooky coincidence, my street address is 42. That’s so much more impressive than simply owning a towel and having ready access to peanuts and beer.

However, peanuts and beer are extremely important, as they provide essential sustenance during my bouts of obsessive writing, which although rare, usually take place in a horizontal position. I should mention here that I am very fond of acronyms, anagrams, allegories, and alliteration, also.

In addition, I quite like commas. The Oxford type, or otherwise. However, quite perversely, I am not enamored by quotation marks. I use them, singularly if possible, but even then, only under sufferance. As for semicolons; who really knows how to use them?

Aside from my never-ending punctuation conundrums, I enjoy life, good food, wine, beer, and I take each day as it comes – thankfully.

Find out more about the books by Derek Haines on his main website or on his Amazon Author Page or for UK readers, on Amazon UK. Or click on the book covers below.

Books by Derek Haines

God Has Gone Fishing – The Destruction of ParadiseOne Last Love by Derek HainesLouis by Derek HainesEyes That Could Kill by Derek Haines
February The Fifth by Derek HainesThe Adventures of Hal by Derek HainesSeptimity by Derek HainesMarch by Derek Haines
My Take Away Vampire by Derek HainesMilo Moon by Derek HainesDead Men by Derek HainesThe Glothic Tales by Derek Haines
The Sons of Cleito by Derek HainesThe Few by Derek HainesCut In Three by Derek HainesVandalism of Words by Derek Haines


An Introduction to The Glothic Tales books by Derek Haines


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