In the literary world, there are some book titles that really make on wonder what was going on in the editor’s brain that day. I recently posted some of the worst. Well, I thought I had, until I noticed that I had some that didn’t make the first cut due to a lack of space. That they didn’t make the first cut may tell you how bad they were. But instead of just deleting them, I thought, what the heck, go for it! So here we go with part two of the very worst book titles.
Great! Get your gear off and let’s get … knitting?Practical advice for terrorists who ride horses?Now this will definitely stop the confusion.Plain old moo juice wouldn’t sound near as sexy!Can’t wait for Killer Kangaroos!But shooting, poisoning and stabbing are still ok!I can really only say, punctuate, Mr Cosby.I just love adventure stories. Sounds exciting!Well, forewarned is forearmed. Phew!Of course! Fishermen crochet their own nets!So? Like, what other about cucumbers then?Don’t you just love down to earth, common sense ‘How To’ books too?Luckily we spell it ‘arse’ in British English. Saves a lot of confusion!Age probably has something to do with it. Ask your pharmacist.
Derek Haines (AKA The Vandal) is an author and a retired English teacher. He spends most of his time writing, blogging and fixing technology that goes wrong.
3 thoughts on “The Most Stupid Book Titles Ever – An Encore”
Jack Eason
Words fail me LOL :D
Niki Savage
Priceless! Thanks for a good laugh, Derek.
G.R. Bliss
Thanks Derek! Nothing like coffee sprayed over a laptop first thing in the morning! (still laughing)
Comments are closed.
We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. These cookies do not store any personal information.
Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website.
Words fail me LOL :D
Priceless! Thanks for a good laugh, Derek.
Thanks Derek! Nothing like coffee sprayed over a laptop first thing in the morning! (still laughing)