Juliette Terzieff – Blog Theme Day : 12 Days of Christmas

When I was asked to participate in a Blog Theme Day and prepare a blog post around the theme of the 12 Days of Christmas, I really wondered what I could contribute. I really am so famously ‘Bah Humbug’ about it all.

But then, all of a sudden I thought about all the unnecessary kissing and hugging of strange people for all the weeks of the holiday season and how unhealthy this really is. I mean, how many infectious diseases do you come it contact with? So, with that said, Merry Christmas. Atchoo!

The 12 Contagious Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eight boils a-dripping,
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Nine new infections,
Eight boils a-dripping,
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Ten leaches sucking,
Nine new infections,
Eight boils a-dripping,
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven common colds,
Ten leaches sucking,
Nine new infections,
Eight boils a-dripping,
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve doctors charging,
Eleven common colds,
Ten leaches sucking,
Nine new infections,
Eight boils a-dripping,
Seven crabs-a-biting,
Six ring worms laying,
Five sucking lice,
Four fatal germs,
Three stomach ulcers,
Two infected tonsils,
And her bacteria from a big sneeze

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6 thoughts on “The 12 Contagious Days of Christmas

  • 17/12/2010 at 6:05 pm
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    Snorts. Leave it to you to come up with this. lol Thanks for the laugh. AhahahtchoooooooOOOO

  • 17/12/2010 at 6:10 pm
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    Love this, too funny!

  • 18/12/2010 at 4:53 am
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    lol Great job!

  • 18/12/2010 at 10:03 am
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    Ewww!

    Great job on this Derek! Loved it. lol

  • 18/12/2010 at 12:04 pm
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    Perhaps eating while reading yours was not a splendid idea. Thanks for the gross out…and the laugh.

  • 18/12/2010 at 12:45 pm
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    I look forward to vandalising Jungle Bells next year!

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