LTP’d

LTP’d

As a writer, one of my most shameful admissions has to be that I more and more often these days, ‘lose the plot’. I have even invented a new acronym come verb for this affliction. To LTP. Thus it is now possible for me to have LTPed, be LTPing and more than likely, will LTP more often in the future. So what is this ailment I hear you ask. Well, the best way to describe it I suppose is that one cannot do sex, drugs and rock & roll, caffeine, nicotine and alcohol, and whiskey and women for over half a century and not suffer from some side effects. While

A Calendar. Old Age. And Tomatoes.

A Calendar. Old Age. And Tomatoes.

There are times when getting on a little can be very frustrating. Especially when it comes remembering things. My wife and I manage this quite well by making good use of our shared calendar. However, when it comes to some critically important things that need remembering, an electronic calendar can be as useful as a piece of string tied around your finger. As we discovered recently. Both of us looked at the calendar entry that diligently did as it was supposed to do and gave a us a beeping and text reminder of this important event that clearly needed our attention. “So what is it?” I asked my wife. “I

There’s My Wallet. In The Freezer!

freezer

The older one gets, the wiser one gets, as the saying goes. Well, this may be true for some, but personally I go by the motto that as every day goes by, one million of my brain cells go missing. I have a theory that they are escaping through my ears, but I haven’t been able to prove this as yet. The other theory I have is that my most enjoyable but probably unhealthy lifestyle in my younger days may have taken its toll. It’s is easy with hindsight to know that I did some terrible things to my brain and body during those years, but I reacted as quickly