10 Tips and Tricks

10 Tips and Tricks

Have you noticed that ‘10 Tips and Tricks’ has become one of the most searched for phrases on the Internet? From Apple to Zombies, there are tips and tricks for all manner of topics and interests. Well, in keeping with my tradition of avoiding anything remotely ‘current’ I must remind you firstly that I never follow trends and secondly that I only ever go as far as 5 with anything anyway. February 5 taught me that. The reason is very simple. 10 takes a lot more thinking, research and writing than 5. Duh! Even with tips and tricks, which I admit are not my fortè at all. Now, restricting myself

Abject Laziness Under Threat

Abject Laziness Under Threat

As part of my ongoing mission to bring abject laziness to the front and centre of world debate, I recently introduced to you, and then fully exploited my furry little friend ‘Slug’ the three toed maned sloth in my endeavours to bring attention to my cause. Following this shallow attempt at attracting attention to my favourite subject, abject laziness, I stumbled on a rather disturbing fact. Slothic laziness is under immediate threat and has been declared officially endangered. I was of course instantly distressed at the advent of this officially sanctioned, yet cleverly hidden Red List fact. Sloths around the world need to be warned of this travesty, and ensure

The Day Of The Sloth

Sloth

Some time ago, I wrote an epic piece promoting the idea of a World Day of Abject Laziness and how it could save the world. Since then however, I have had second and third thoughts about this noble plan and have decided to do some fine tuning to my idea. As with most marketing ideas, you need a good visual to make an impact. I’m thinking WWF and a cute panda here. So after lazily contemplating this idea while gazing at my own navel and indulging in a plethora of procrastinated hours, I finally came up with a very simple idea. I needed a cute animal to help me promote

Today Is

Lazy Day

I have decided to designate today as the official ‘World Day of Abject Laziness’. As there seems to be world days for almost everything else, I cannot think of one good reason why we should not celebrate this most wonderful of simple pleasures. It should not be left to the already over burdened Sunday to carry the load all by itself. No, we need to unite in laziness and ensure that the whole world knows about its noble and glorious traditions so they can be passed on to new generations. Laziness is our only true defence against the oligarchy and the ruling elite who profit from exploiting us 24 hours