Gloth Is Googleless

Gloth is not found on Google

An astonishing discovery was made by a Vandal reader. The planet Gloth has been censored by Google! Yes, I know that is hard to believe that such a remarkable feat of astronomical detective work by Derek Haines should be covered up. Either by glaring omission, or more likely by a government conspiracy, but it is sadly the current state of affairs. When asked for his reaction to this obviously hideous abuse of internet censorship, Derek Haines was quoted as saying, ‘Typical. Just typical’. Although clearly angered by the situation, he seemed to want to avoid controversy and has not lodged a formal complaint. He has however sent a letter to

February The Fifth’s 99c February Kindle Surprise

99 cent ebook sale Books by Derek Haines

To celebrate the release of of my new book, February The Fifth, I’ve decided that not only Feb but also his friends Louis and Milo Moon will join together in the celebration. For the entire month of February 2011, February The Fifth and his friends will be available for Kindle and e-book readers for $0.99! That’s right. Instead of the normal price of $2.99, you can get your copy of not only February The Fifth, but also my recent books, Milo Moon and Louis for a give away price. So get your Kindle, Nook or iPad powered up and go look for my friends. If you don’t have a Kindle