No Noose Is Good Noose

The Noose Tie

A very long time ago, shortly after the dinosaurs met their maker in fact, I made a momentous life decision. One that would shape me for the rest of my life. A decision that would come to define my personality and attitude to the world and the people who ventured into my existence. ‘Why should I do something just because everyone else is doing it? Conform? No way José!’ Not since that day all those eons ago, has my neck been strangled by a bloody tie. Not even at the occasional wedding or funeral. Not even at the more occasional job interview. Not even one single bow tie. The day